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Thanks for the Welcomes/ A Bit of Humor [message #419] Mon, 22 January 2007 13:13
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Thanks to all for their welcomes...God's blessings to all of you today...

And now, a bit of weather-related humor (from the Internet today, I know not the source)...


60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.


50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.


40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.


32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.


20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.


15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.


Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.


10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.


25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.


40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.


100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.


460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"


500 below zero:
"You know what" freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late
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Laughing Cool Laughing Cool Laughing Cool Laughing


Bob...
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